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63 Best Softball Jokes For Girls

63 Best Softball Jokes For Girls

Softball is a sport that brings excitement and competition, but let’s not forget the importance of laughter! Injecting a bit of funny humor into the game can create memorable moments for players and fans alike. In this post, we’ve compiled a lineup of the best softball jokes that are sure to hit a home run with your sense of humor. Get ready to chuckle and share these jokes at your next game!

The Best Softball Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah, who?
Noah good joke about softball?

Knock – knock!
Who’s there?
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball

Knock – knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip who?
Let’s Phillip the bases

The Best Softball Jokes About Umpires

FYI – We love our umpires, but we’re still gonna poke fun at them 😉

Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean their plate!

Daughter: Mom, what does a softball player do when her eyesight starts going bad?
Mom: She gets a job as an umpire.

What’s the difference between an umpire and an empire?
An umpire gives three strikes, but an Empire Strikes Back.

God challenges the Devil to a game of softball.
“How can I lose?” God said. “I have all the best players up here!”
“How can I lose?” Said the Devil. “I have all of the umpires down here.”

What did the umpire say to the bald man?
You’re outta hair!

What’s the worst thing that can happen to an umpire when he gets home after a game?
His guide dog bites him.

What do you call a good umpire?

How many umpires does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Being able to see anything clearly has no relevance to their lives.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.

The Best Softball Jokes for Batters

Do you know what cupcakes & a softball team have in common?
They both count on the batter!

What is a softball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
The swings!

What are the rules in zebra softball?
Three stripes and you’re out.

Why did the softball player shut down her website?
She wasn’t getting any hits

Why don’t matches play softball?
One strike and your out!

The Best Softball Jokes for Pitchers

What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?
Pitching like no one has ever seen.

Two old ladies had been best friends and teammates for a really long time. They both lived until their early 90s. Then one of them got very sick and was about to die.

Her friend came to visit her while she was very sick. They were talking about all the good times they had shared as friends. While the sick woman was lying there, her friend asked, “Can you do something for me when you go to heaven? I want to know if they play softball there.” The sick woman replied, “We’ve been friends for so long, I’ll make sure to find out for you.” And then she passed away.

A few days later, the friend who was still alive was sleeping, and she heard the voice of her friend who had died. The voice said, “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that they do play softball in heaven.” Curious, the friend asked, “What’s the bad news?” The voice teased, “Well, you’re going to be the pitcher on Saturday.”

Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”
Forget it. You just missed it.

A new pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with her.
“I’ve figured out your problem,” she told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.”
“When is that?”
“Right after the umpire says “Play Ball”

Why are singers good at softball?
Because they have a perfect pitch

So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a softball. What do the umpires rule it?
Fowl ball

Which softball player holds water?
The pitcher

How can you pitch a winning softball game without throwing a ball?
Only throw strikes.

The Best Softball Jokes for Catchers

What do softball catchers eat on?
Home plates.

Where do softball catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.

What softball player has the shortest commute?
The catcher. She only works from home.

The Best Clean Softball Jokes for Fastpitch Softball Players

Why did the softball player get thrown in jail?
Because she got caught stealing bases.

Have you ever seen a line drive?
No, but I have seen a softball park!

Did you hear the joke about the softball?
It will leave you in stitches!

What do you call a pig that plays softball?
A ball hog.

Why do frogs make good softball players?
Because they know how to catch flies!

Why are softball games at night?
Because bats sleep during the day!

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
Someone stole third base!

Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”
Forget it. It’s way over your head

How do softball players keep in touch?
They touch base every once in a while

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A softball team

Why do girls like softball?
It’s the only sport played on a diamond

Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?
She had a pumpkin for a coach

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?
A doubleheader

Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?
She ran away from the ball.

What do softball players use to bake a cake?
Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER

Why don’t softball players join unions?
Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?
Because it’s full of fans

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
New Jersey

What is the best advice to give a young softball player?
If you don’t succeed at first, try second base

What travels all the way around the softball field but never moves?
The fence.

When should softball players wear armor?
When they’re playing knight games.

I kept wondering why the softball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Where do you keep your mitt while driving?
In the glove compartment.

What’s the difference between a high-hit softball and a maggot’s father?
One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly’s pop.

How long did the softball player spend in the gas station?
Five minutes. It was a shortstop.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug softball teams?
Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

A college softball scout found a remarkable prospect: a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time she was up at bat.
The scout got her a try-out with the college’s team.
Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the coach screamed.
“Run? Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.

Why can’t you play softball in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

You are locked inside a car with nothing but a softball bat. How do you get out?
Unlock the door, of course!

Why don’t orphans play softball?
They don’t know where home is.

Why were there cattle on the ball field?
They were all looking for the bullpen

Why was second base so sad?
Because she would never be first.

Where do softball bats wash up at?
In the bat tub.

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the softball team?
Because they needed a little team spirit.

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